BACKSLAP LIKE AN HOUSE SHOW

Nothing much to report on Backslap! Even though it was just good wrestling without drama. Maybe everyone is prepping for the biggest event. The super bowl of BCW, Triumph. Diosa finally got the crosshairs on Micki James. Rico Tyreek of the lost boys made an impressive win, even amazed Vladimir. Kingsbridge Killer proves that he can kick ass in singles competition. Can he stop the current US champion Vader?

BAD NEWS FOR BCW CHAMPION

That's right. Bad News Brown is in BCW and he's getting a BCW title shot in Backslap! He won the 6 man elimination match which makes him top contender. He made a statement after the match. "It don't matter who I fight, Goldberg, you over grown cracker. You think you bad? We gonna see if you can survive you nightmare. Gangsta, you ain't no gangster. You're an uncle tom, always trying to please the man."

WACKO GETS SEX CHANGE

We knew it! The rumors were true. Westchester Wacko took a medical leave for a sex change operation. BCW officials are furious. Some BCW Superstars are shocked. Fans has mixed feelings. Wacko first debut as a woman in Valentines Day Massacre competing in a triple threat chick match and won. This earns a BCW chick championship title shot at Backslap! No comments made by his close friends so far.